I tell her that a dick in the ass doesn't hurt, and she doesn't believe me 🤷🏻‍♂️

Are you sleeping? Well, well, I'm about to stick my dick in your ass and you won't be able to sleep

What did you do at work that you had to come in here and sell your ass for anal?

Why are you whining? You hinted that you wanted it in the ass

Whines about anal, thinks I'll take pity, but it only makes me horny

It's too late for you to put your tits under the cum - I came in the ass

That's it - you give a man in the anus once, and now he takes it himself